Nice try, Mr.CHRISTIAN OSITA ASAPUO, but you nah go chop my dollar with that ol’ 419 spamscam.

Still, I admire your persistence and politeness.

Mr.NKEM OSUOFIA OWOH, on the other hand, well, he’s just plain in-your-face about it.

I admire that, too —

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