Prez 2.0: The Cher Presidency

It seems a sign of a seismic shift in presidential-electoral politics, and perhaps a turn for the worse, that all of 08’s frontrunners are firstnamers.

Barack? Hillary? Rudy? Mitt?

Who’s the next Americal Idol?

I mean, at least we all thought of Reagan, explicitly, as an actor.

Get yer 3D glasses, folks, this is gonna get weird.