Thursday night conversation:
My friend Greg: Wayne’s gonna become a doctor tomorrow.
Greg’s friend Veronica: A doctor of what?
Me: Philosophy.

Recent email correspondence:
Prof. Twist: I don’t know why, but “Dr. Wayne” sounds like an FM deejay from 1976.

For the record:
As a “doctor” of “philosophy,” I can confidently say that the discussion on p. 52 is a lot more interesting.