{"id":79,"date":"2007-01-23T21:32:16","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T02:32:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=79"},"modified":"2015-01-07T14:14:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T18:14:21","slug":"u-go-chop-my-dollar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"U Go Chop <i>My<\/i> Dollar?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/366560025\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/115\/366560025_d8d6dbc50d_m_d.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/115\/366560025_d8d6dbc50d_m_d.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/115\/366560025_d8d6dbc50d_m_d.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nice try, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/366560025\/\">Mr.CHRISTIAN OSITA ASAPUO<\/a>, but you nah go chop <em>my<\/em> dollar with that ol&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.data-wales.co.uk\/nigerian_laundering.htm\">419<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/potifos.com\/fraud\/\">spamscam<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Still, I admire your persistence and politeness.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=D_YjvC4ndzM\">Mr.NKEM OSUOFIA OWOH<\/a>, on the other hand, well, he&#8217;s just plain in-your-face about it. <\/p>\n<p>I admire that, too &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/D_YjvC4ndzM\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/D_YjvC4ndzM\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Background <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dibussi.com\/2006\/12\/i_go_chop_your_.html\">here<\/a>. [thx, <a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/tones\">tones<\/a>!]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nice try, Mr.CHRISTIAN OSITA ASAPUO, but you nah go chop my dollar with that ol&#8217; 419 spamscam. Still, I admire your persistence and politeness. Mr.NKEM OSUOFIA OWOH, on the other hand, well, he&#8217;s just plain in-your-face about it. I admire that, too &#8212; Background here. [thx, tones!]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,1,25,15],"tags":[413,93,412,24,407],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-africa","category-uncategorized","category-internet","category-video","tag-africa","tag-humor","tag-internet","tag-spampoem","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8763,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions\/8763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}