{"id":684,"date":"2008-11-01T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T14:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=684"},"modified":"2015-01-07T14:06:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T18:06:01","slug":"spam-prescience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=684","title":{"rendered":"spam prescience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>caught my eye this morning that just last night the homie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/kkingdomm\/\">kingdom<\/a> left a comment on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/952829445\/\">an old spam poem<\/a> which i added to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/sets\/72057594114682421\/\">the collection<\/a> back on 30 july 2007. <\/p>\n<p>spam poems aren&#8217;t what they once were. i guess the great spam poets of yore have, by this point, been roundly routed by akismet critics. (t.s. eliot <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mirrorshades_(book)\">in mirrorshades<\/a>?) too bad. the spams i get these days are far less oblique, much more to the point (solve your debt, impotence, etc.). oddly enough, it feels like a loss.<\/p>\n<p>evenso, i still keep track from time to time when some seemingly automated internet thingy does something possibly poetic. the most recent example, which is not so poetic really, was some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/2986129723\/in\/set-72057594114682421\/\">bollywood navel fetish site<\/a> embedding text from a post i wrote about <a href=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=100\">mutual appropriation btwn filmi and hip-hop<\/a>, presumably to boost their google juice. (for that reason, i refuse to link &#8217;em.) <\/p>\n<p>but i&#8217;m glad that kingdom redirected my attn to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/952829445\/\">this one<\/a> &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/952829445\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1279\/952829445_37809ce325_d.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\nnot least b\/c it contains such awesome phrases as &#8220;bass chemotherapy&#8221; (mixtape anyone?), but b\/c it also seems to wink, all oracular-like, at the current financial crisis. daydream banks conflagrate indeed.<\/p>\n<p>tip of the iceberg, right? we could learn a lot from the subconscious net. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>caught my eye this morning that just last night the homie kingdom left a comment on an old spam poem which i added to the collection back on 30 july 2007. spam poems aren&#8217;t what they once were. i guess the great spam poets of yore have, by this point, been roundly routed by akismet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[93,412,24],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor","tag-internet","tag-spampoem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":858,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions\/858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}