{"id":64,"date":"2006-12-24T16:43:30","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T21:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2015-01-07T14:14:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T18:14:22","slug":"its-later-than-you-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Later Than You Think"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/wp\/images\/xmas_hula.jpg\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/wp\/images\/xmas_hula.jpg\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/wp\/images\/xmas_hula.jpg\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/wp\/images\/xmas_hula.jpg\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/wp\/images\/xmas_hula.jpg\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/wp\/images\/xmas_hula.jpg\"><br \/>\n<em>I still want a hula hoop<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hittin&#8217; the eggnog a lil hard these days? Well, if too much <em>Holiday Cheer<\/em>&reg; has you in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.factmagazine.co.uk\/da\/34899\">Houston<\/a> state of mind, try (again) some <a href=\"http:\/\/riddimmethod.net\/?p=55\">reverse-engineered Chipmunks<\/a>, ever the better to appreciate the deliciously cloying crawl to Christmas &#8212;<br \/>\n[audio:http:\/\/riddimmethod.net\/music\/ww_chipmunks-screwed.mp3]<\/p>\n<p>Ah, but tonight we feast. And that&#8217;s nothing but delicious. Seven fishes and all o that. Topped off w\/ a slice of rigotta pie. That&#8217;s right: riGotta. And the final &#8216;ta&#8217; is optional, given a good stop on the &#8216;t.&#8217; <\/p>\n<p>(Marshall, incidentally = derived [= &#8216;mericanized] from Machado [de Portugal, por supuesto]; but that&#8217;s beside the point &#8212; it&#8217;s the Ianellis [paternal grandmom&#8217;s people] and Canistraros [maternal in-laws] who&#8217;ve carried the trad.) <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wayneandwax\/tags\/cookies\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/144\/327249768_d08f181022_d.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a><br \/>\n(&#038;sorry for all the rehash of late. Need to let my mousing arm recuperate.)<\/p>\n<p>Merry merry &#8212;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I still want a hula hoop Hittin&#8217; the eggnog a lil hard these days? Well, if too much Holiday Cheer&reg; has you in a Houston state of mind, try (again) some reverse-engineered Chipmunks, ever the better to appreciate the deliciously cloying crawl to Christmas &#8212; [audio:http:\/\/riddimmethod.net\/music\/ww_chipmunks-screwed.mp3] Ah, but tonight we feast. And that&#8217;s nothing but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,6,22],"tags":[403,411],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-lifey","category-seasonal","tag-lifey","tag-seasonal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8775,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions\/8775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}