{"id":1953,"date":"2009-05-27T09:35:04","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T14:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=1953"},"modified":"2015-01-07T13:59:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-07T17:59:14","slug":"older-than-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=1953","title":{"rendered":"Older Than Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or at least I will be at some point in the next year, provided I make it to next <a href=\"http:\/\/www72.wolframalpha.com\/input\/?i=may+27%2C+1976\">May 27<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>In other words (or not), whereas last year <a href=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/?p=373\">I was McHale<\/a>, this year I&#8217;m Bird &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/wp\/images\/bird33.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>No pressure, but if you wanna do something nice you can a) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/registry\/wishlist\/1R3SXW9FY0Y5D\/ref=wl_web\">buy me a book<\/a> or b) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Reggaeton-Raquel-Rivera\/dp\/0822343835\/\">buy my book<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or at least I will be at some point in the next year, provided I make it to next May 27. In other words (or not), whereas last year I was McHale, this year I&#8217;m Bird &#8212; No pressure, but if you wanna do something nice you can a) buy me a book or b) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[403],"class_list":["post-1953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lifey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1953"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8362,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953\/revisions\/8362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wayneandwax.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}